2 dweebs clad in strange garments had to hit my doorbell today. Too bad for them that I live on the 4th floor with no elevator :) Here are some of the rules they wanted to inflict on me, but I was quicker and told them to STFU.

• no use of blood (for example: in medicine)
• no political activities
• no drugs (exception: alcohol)
• no sex before marriage

Guess I wouldn't qualify for their elite club. Too bad really.